Pedestrian Advocacy Gifts

Pedestrian Corridor

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Dog Crossing

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

Sustainable transport

"It'll have to come down."

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

End Of The Line

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

No Nesting

Cycle Lane

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."

Commuting

U.S. Rail System

Dog with enormous stick.

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Internet Uprising

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

Set achievable training: "Right, so that's agreed we'll scrap plans to develop a faster than light machine and concentrate on getting the buses to run on time."

'Now hold on just a minute. Let's not jump ahead of ourselves.'

Phone box - Thank you for not tapping

Save the Whales

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'