Pedestrian Advocacy Gifts

Pedestrian Corridor

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Dog Crossing

SF NO

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

They Always Say That

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

Sustainable transport

"It'll have to come down."

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

No Nesting

Cycle Lane

End Of The Line

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Don't worry! It's within walking distance.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

Dog with enormous stick.

Internet Uprising

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."

Commuting

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

U.S. Rail System

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

Set achievable training: "Right, so that's agreed we'll scrap plans to develop a faster than light machine and concentrate on getting the buses to run on time."

'Now hold on just a minute. Let's not jump ahead of ourselves.'

Phone box - Thank you for not tapping

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.