Streetwise Pedestrian Gifts

On Your Marks, Get Set, Walk!

Push for Disco...

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Skater dude.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Sidewalk the game

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Expect delays.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Education is very important!!

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

Zebra Crossing

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

"What are they saying Pop's?"

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

Phoneless and Homeless

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."