Streetwise Adventurer Gifts

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Thumbing a Lift.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Vacation Bus Photo

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Home Sweet Sign

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

'Honey, I'm home.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E