Street Savvy Explorer Gifts

Walking Tours of New York

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

New York Netherworld

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Vacation Bus Photo

See you at Charing Cross!

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Thumbing a Lift.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."