Streetwise Storyteller Gifts

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

Skater dude.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Education is very important!!

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Hoodies playing chess

"Harold, it's another door to door salesman."

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No Walking'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

"What are they saying Pop's?"

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."

Phoneless and Homeless

Germ conscious bums.

"Please hurry, I'm double parked."