Streetwise Storyteller Prints

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

Skater dude.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Education is very important!!

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Hoodies playing chess

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Blind folded - Please Help.

"Harold, it's another door to door salesman."

'No Walking'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

"What are they saying Pop's?"

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

Phoneless and Homeless

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."

"Please hurry, I'm double parked."