Streetwise Conversationalist Gifts

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Skater dude.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Blind folded - Please Help.

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Hoodies playing chess

'No Walking'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"What are they saying Pop's?"

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

"Is it wrong for me to want to vote?"

Phoneless and Homeless

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."

"Please hurry, I'm double parked."

Warning: Strong language ahead.