Streetwise Storytellers Gifts

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

Skater dude.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

"With city rents stratospheric the filing cabinet is all she could afford!"

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Education is very important!!

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Hoodies playing chess

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"Harold, it's another door to door salesman."

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

'No Walking'

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"What are they saying Pop's?"

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

Phoneless and Homeless

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."

Health Store - "Had over the cash or I smoke.. "

Warning: Strong language ahead.