Streetwise Storytellers Gifts

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

Skater dude.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

"With city rents stratospheric the filing cabinet is all she could afford!"

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Education is very important!!

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Hoodies playing chess

"Harold, it's another door to door salesman."

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No Walking'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"What are they saying Pop's?"

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

Phoneless and Homeless

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."

Warning: Strong language ahead.