Streetwise Athlete Gifts

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

Skater dude.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Customers Wanted

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Begging ATM.

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

'Watch the manhole.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

Education is very important!!

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Park!

Blind folded - Please Help.

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

Hoodies playing chess

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'