Streetwise Athlete Prints

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Begging ATM.

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'Watch the manhole.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

Education is very important!!

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

Hoodies playing chess

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

Blind folded - Please Help.

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Park!

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."