Streetwise Citizen Prints

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Parking meter holdup

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Education is very important!!

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Save the Whales

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Blind folded - Please Help.

Hoodies playing chess

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

Taxi stopping for the sexy looking leg.

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

People and their signs 'Hungry' 'Pissed Off' 'Just Fine'

'Sun Valley? No, dark alley.'

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'