Streetwise Citizen Prints

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Parking meter holdup

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Save the Whales

Education is very important!!

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Hoodies playing chess

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

Taxi stopping for the sexy looking leg.

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

'Sun Valley? No, dark alley.'