Streetwise Traveler Prints

Education is very important!!

Skater dude.

Walking Tours of New York

Customers Wanted

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Parking meter holdup

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Hoodies playing chess

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

Taxi stopping for the sexy looking leg.

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

'Sun Valley? No, dark alley.'

People and their signs 'Hungry' 'Pissed Off' 'Just Fine'

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

"What are they saying Pop's?"