Playful Pedestrian Gifts

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Wok. Don't Wok.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Push for Disco...

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Puppy and Kitten.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Play Rush Hour

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'This is totally bananas!'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'I think they're offering peace feelers.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

Lawyer Xing

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'What do we want?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

". . . and this little piggy said 'to heck with it. Let's all go down to the Market Tavern!'"

"I see your mom really gets into April Fools Day."

WALK FOR NO REASON

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Laughter at Zebra Crossing.

"Just what do you think you're up to?"

No person's or group's sensibilities were injuried during the drawing of this cartoon.