Light-hearted Pedestrian Gifts

Push for Disco...

Get crazy once in a while

Laughing Zone Ahead

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Preachers with far too much input

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Soho walking society

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

Give it to me straight, Doc — what's the bottom line?

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Golf ball escaping.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

"Calm down! You're such a worryguts...!!"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"Wrong hole!"

"Don't eat so fast"

Bus stop and reader

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Please solve this problem by throwing money at it.

"Wait - leave it on."

Laughter at Zebra Crossing.

"Oh no, our caravan has been stolen."

Before the Dawn's Early Light

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Alcoholidays.

"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."

'Nurse we only kiss nighty night in the childrens' ward.'

'Dimly Lit' section in a library.

Newark. Ray.