Streetwise Pedestrian Mugs

Push for Disco...

Skater dude.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Sidewalk the game

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Expect delays.

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Education is very important!!

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Zebra Crossing

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

"What are they saying Pop's?"

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."

Phoneless and Homeless

Warning: Strong language ahead.