Streetwise Wanderer Mugs

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

Out-of-Towner

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Did you whistle?'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Education is very important!!

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Blind folded - Please Help.

Hoodies playing chess

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No Walking'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

"What are they saying Pop's?"

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

On Your Marks, Get Set, Walk!

'That Rolex you sold me was a fake.'