Streetwise Wanderer T-Shirts

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Skater dude.

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Out-of-Towner

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Education is very important!!

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

'Did you whistle?'

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Hoodies playing chess

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'No Walking'

Tramp: 'Forgot my PIN number.'

'I'd better go, Maggie - I don't want to get a parking ticket.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

"What are they saying Pop's?"

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

Phoneless and Homeless

"Not a penny goes into administrative costs."

Health Store - "Had over the cash or I smoke.. "