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"What are they saying Pop's?"

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

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"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Street Smarts.

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'Watch the manhole.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

Education is very important!!

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Hoodies playing chess

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'