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'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

Customers Wanted

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'I've got it written down...'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

New research on streetcrime

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I'm off to the sales!"

Well, look who's here.