Vehicular Safety Pillows

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

Dog Crossing

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

One Way - Yield

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."