Auto Safety Pillows

'With this velcro seat, I save a bundle on seatbelts.'

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

One Way - Yield

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

A Deer Traffic Warden.