Social Awareness Pillows

My smart building realized in didn't need me anymore.

"Try not to make the world any worse."

"Of course, this is the worst-case scenario. Things will probably look much better in the morning."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Thank you, Lord, for reminding me to count my blessings."

'Help me out!"

Landmines

"Sorry - I thought you were black...."

Valentine Hearts

People offering children to assault rifle

"Remember the good ol' days when sexual harassment wasn't such a big deal?"

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

"I don't want my kid watching sick and hateful crap day by day!"

'Why do I get the feeling we're being watched?'

"It wasn't voices in my head, ….. It was a radio in my hat!''

'I need a secretary. Interested?'

'Bobby!... It's not polite to stare at people just because they're differently abled.'

'Boy, that guy sure likes cans.'

Woke

Dear John

Disillusioned citizen thinking 'Vote?-Why bother?'

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Angry Santa Claus.

The Fizz is Gone: Please Help.

Carjacking warning sign

"I'm worried about your drinking, babe. You're still sober."

'I can't take you anywhere.'

BEEN MUGGED - PLEASE PASS

A baby sucking on a pacifier which is also a cigarette holder

'Can you hear me now?'

'Looks like the 'don't-knows' have got in.'

'How many more times, Tanya, don't ring me at work.'

'Typical! -- all they care about is humanitarian disasters!'

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."