Social Awareness Seeker Pillows

Hate Comments

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Prejudice/Empathy

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Statue of Christopher Columbus

Psychiatry. I think I'm my own worst enemy because I like to back the winning side!

Psychiatry. I'm not fooling anybody but myself? Well, that's a start!

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

If you were an iceberg...

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'Reinventing myself.'

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

Democracy In Action

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'Guy, is that you?'

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

"You've got solipsistic narcissism, take two selfies and call me in the morning."

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

The first step is losing the illusion that you're in control of your actions.