Social Awareness Seeker Pillows

Hate Comments

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Prejudice/Empathy

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Statue of Christopher Columbus

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

If you were an iceberg...

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Democracy In Action

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'Reinventing myself.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

"You've got solipsistic narcissism, take two selfies and call me in the morning."

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

'Guy, is that you?'