Social Awareness Promoter Pillows

Why the ice bucket challenge isn't for everyone.

Please help! Grateful for spare change... Will accept Venmo and bitcoin.

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'Guy, is that you?'

U.S. Bread Basket.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Prejudice/Empathy

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Minimum wage.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Low standard of living

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Sewer Rats

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'Reinventing myself.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Six feet and a smile

Opium Den 2019

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."

Donny - A dog of the 80's.

"I say give the public what it wants."

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."