Awareness Promoter Pillows

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Movember

Alms Bank

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Minimum wage.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Low standard of living

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Sewer Rats

Lack History Month

'Guy, is that you?'

'Reinventing myself.'

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

U.S. Bread Basket.

Opium Den 2019

National Asthma Society Parade

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

Donny - A dog of the 80's.

"But do you feel invisible?"

The Ice Bucket Challenge

'If we only had a mailing address, we could get a pre-approved credit card application.'

'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

Get your shot!

"Actually, we're just getting started."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'