Awareness Promoter Pillows

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Movember

Alms Bank

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Minimum wage.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Low standard of living

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Sewer Rats

'Reinventing myself.'

'Guy, is that you?'

Lack History Month

'I told you it would fit!'

Opium Den 2019

U.S. Bread Basket.

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

National Asthma Society Parade

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'

Radiant

Donny - A dog of the 80's.

The Ice Bucket Challenge

Get your shot!

'If we only had a mailing address, we could get a pre-approved credit card application.'

"But do you feel invisible?"

"Actually, we're just getting started."