Financial Awareness Promoters Pillows

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

Alms Bank

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Minimum wage.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Low standard of living

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Food Pyramid.

'Guy, is that you?'

Lack History Month

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"That's the parents' section."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

U.S. Bread Basket.

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

Get your shot!

"First we need to do a wallet-scan"

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

'If we only had a mailing address, we could get a pre-approved credit card application.'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"Actually, we're just getting started."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

'The doctor will see you now.'

'I'm just saying we should take into account the health cost of nine lifetimes.'

Supermarket bill turns into snake

'60 for pulling a tooth, thats a bit much.' 'Your yelling chased away our clients.'