Financial Awareness Promoters Mugs

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

Alms Bank

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

Minimum wage.

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Low standard of living

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Food Pyramid.

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

Lack History Month

'Guy, is that you?'

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"That's the parents' section."

'I told you it would fit!'

U.S. Bread Basket.

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

Radiant

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

'If we only had a mailing address, we could get a pre-approved credit card application.'

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

Get your shot!

"First we need to do a wallet-scan"

"Actually, we're just getting started."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

Supermarket bill turns into snake

'The doctor will see you now.'

'I'm just saying we should take into account the health cost of nine lifetimes.'