Financial Awareness Advocate Pillows

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & loans to pay the bill

"Isn't it about time you tell people they have to pay for this stuff and they're going crazy into debt!?"

Can't pay, won't pay!

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Gullib-Os

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Food Pyramid.

Sewer Rats

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

'Nine years of college for this?'

"The procedure was a complete success. We removed all of your money."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"That's the parents' section."

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

"First we need to do a wallet-scan"

"But do you feel invisible?"

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"Never before have so many owed so much to be few."

psychiatrist - "...I'm just adding up your bill"

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

'I appreciate all you've done to help me to relax but I still get nervous twinges when I get your bill.'

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

'I'm just saying we should take into account the health cost of nine lifetimes.'

Supermarket bill turns into snake

'Of course I can't die, have you seen the price of funerals?'

No Job Prospects? No Problem!

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

'My doctor sent me to you. He says you're a lot better at helping moneyless people than he...'

I bought this car on the lay-awake plan� I lay awake at night wondering when the repo man is going to come and haul it away.

'It's his birthday. Can you play 'Another day older and deeper in debt'?'