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'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & loans to pay the bill

"Isn't it about time you tell people they have to pay for this stuff and they're going crazy into debt!?"

Can't pay, won't pay!

Gullib-Os

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Sewer Rats

Food Pyramid.

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

'Nine years of college for this?'

"The procedure was a complete success. We removed all of your money."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"That's the parents' section."

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

"Never before have so many owed so much to be few."

psychiatrist - "...I'm just adding up your bill"

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

"But do you feel invisible?"

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

'I appreciate all you've done to help me to relax but I still get nervous twinges when I get your bill.'

"First we need to do a wallet-scan"

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Supermarket bill turns into snake

'I'm just saying we should take into account the health cost of nine lifetimes.'

'60 for pulling a tooth, thats a bit much.' 'Your yelling chased away our clients.'

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

Gas prices

"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

'It's his birthday. Can you play 'Another day older and deeper in debt'?'

"Students...we had some changes over summer. The good news is our classroom size has been cut by 15 percent! The bad news...our desk budget has been cut by 40 percent!"

'My doctor sent me to you. He says you're a lot better at helping moneyless people than he...'