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"Thanks to our household healthcare crisis, we get to enjoy Christmas outdoors this year."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

"That's the parents' section."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

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Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

'It's the bank's Small Business Advisor to see you, dear.'

Staying together for the pension.

"Carl has decided that, with the economy being the way it is, he's going to be a stay at home son."

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'