
'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'
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'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
37 years in the same position.
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
"He's a guard dog."
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Dog barking at everything except a burglar.
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
"How have you managed to keep your job?"
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
"Ok, I found a secure line."
"Beware of Don"
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job
They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!
Office Ergonomics.
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
"I say we move on to dessert."
Mou...Man trap!
"A wage increase to match inflation."
'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'
CCTV in church.
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'
Inhospitality tent.
'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'
'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'
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