"Bob's daily nap became one of the most popular museum exhibits."
Security Work T-Shirts
Celebrate security professionals with our witty t-shirts. Comfortable and fun, they’re a great way for guards and surveillance experts to show their pride and personality.
Insecurity Guards
What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer?
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
The Anti-Agent
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
37 years in the same position.
UK border controls relaxed.
'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'
High security Santa's grotto
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
"He's a guard dog."
"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
Dog barking at everything except a burglar.
"I see you've security marked your property."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
The Scanner Of Love.
"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"
Privacy Conference Security
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
Scarecrows guarding a field
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
Security Work T-Shirts Collection
Security Work Mugs
Looking for more security-themed mugs? Discover a range of funny and heartfelt designs perfect for keeping their coffee mug game strong.
Security Work Pillows
Find the perfect security-related pillows to add comfort and personality to their favorite relaxation spots.
Security Work Prints
Browse our security-themed prints to personalize their space with artwork that celebrates their vital role in safety and security.