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"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Eldrow

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Obsession with the Internet.

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Cyberwarfare

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

Rodin, the surfer.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Facebook/Meta

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

Cat Trap,

'Crowd Source'

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

Harvest Data Festival

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."