Digital Conscious T-Shirts

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"All those in favor Retweet."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Facebook/Meta

"OMG! I just got born!"

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

Harvest Data Festival

'I'm sorry, Kevin. There's more to current events than what's trending on twitter.'

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

Updating the Wedding Car

The queen has been captured! Oh, I need to update my profile status!

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'Without my laptop, my cell phone, my beeper and my Blackberry, I wouldn't have time for a life.'

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Someone took a photo of my porridge and posted it on social media!"

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Lost in the laptop...

Will like AND comment on every on of your Facebook posts, for food.

"Darling, where did we go wrong?"

"She loves everything about preschool except for how long it takes to get through security."

"One day this will all be yours, Dad"

"Gosh, I don't know. It will text, and take pictures, and I can go online. It will do messaging and plays 47 games. . . but I've never tried to make a phone call with it!"

"We're gonna get you after school!"