Cyber Savvy Mugs

'Gone phishing.'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'What do you mean, you lost the search engine?'

I see the computer is down again.

Sure, your finances are in order should you die, but what about your Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat accounts?

Year of the snake!

"What do I want?! Didn't you read the FAQ page on my wedsite?!"

"Billy here has done a good job guarding our computers, but we're looking to upgrade our cybersecurity to something a little more effective."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Early Learning Today

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'