Digital Age Aware Mugs

"I would appreciate if you didn't share this on Twitter."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Statue of liberty selfie

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Buy my data $20"

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"