Digital Age Explorer Mugs

'I'm very busy right now. I'll post your annual review on my blog this evening.'

"Sorry, I was so busy thinking of what I was going to say that I didn't listen to what you said..."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Which key did you press to get in there?

"No, the answer to the word problem isn't 'Google it.'"

"These online newspapers are hell on the teeth!"

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Three Wise Men Using Sat Nav

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

AI achieves self awareness.

'I'm too busy son - go and ask your search engine.'

'New technology has transformed our lives - we don't know how anything works anymore.'

"Your lessons on crypto and NFT's. . . priceless!"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'I used to be a guru but I needed a real job so now I'm a WEBMASTER!'

A dog is embarrassed by his actions when recorded on his owner's mobile phone.

Journalism RIP

"Let me go into another room. The smart appliances are listening."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

At the modern antenatal class.

High tech restroom.

"What do you think - is this a one-shot, or will information technology now go on and on."

"One hears that it has a digital crown?"

"All this tweeting is making my mouth water."

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

"If it were today"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"There's nothing t be afraid of. I'm sure there's Wi-Fi under your bed."

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

"He follows your tweets. That's how he knows if you've been bad or good."

"My smartphone is being repaired. I'm afraid I've forgotten how to count on my fingers."

The Modern Water Cooler