Digital Connection Enthusiast Mugs

'Just because we're not on his blogroll,doesn't mean we should cross him off our Christmas card list.'

The Computer Bore

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Graduates on their phones

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

You may now update your Facebook status.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'