Digital Disconnection Enthusiast Mugs

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Please hold my calls."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

Coffee then and coffee now.

"It must be his beeper."

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

“So much for Google Maps.”

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"I got so fed up with dropped calls and no service, I bought my own cell tower and take it where ever I go."

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

Hell has no wi-fi.

"I just sent you a friend request."

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

"But I just joined Facebook!"