Digital Disconnect Champion Mugs

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Please hold my calls."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

You're fired, Figby. If you've given us the best years of your life, we don't want to see the worst!

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

"No point going to sleep now."

“So much for Google Maps.”

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

Hell has no wi-fi.

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

"I just sent you a friend request."

Look up from your phone!

"You take a bite, then you check your phone. You take a bite, then you check your phone. . ."

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

"How do I unacquaintance someone?"

"Mrs Miggins! It's been brought to my attention that you're not answering your e-mails!"