Digital Connector Gifts

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

On Facebook, no one can sniff your butt.

"I don't carry business cards. Just scan my QR code and go directly to my website."

"Darling... your facebook friends are here."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'I'll put you on my blogroll if you put me on yours.'

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"I'm not just passively waiting for opportunity to knock... I'm waiting for it to send me a friend request."

"With FLITTERIN I can connect to my future boss, my past flames and my current obsession all in one place!"

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

"Have we e-met before?"

Up. Down. Share.

Suddenly all John's Facebook friends wanted to be his friend.

'Follow me on your favorite social media website (Just look up 'beggar').'

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

'If only there was a way for the socially inadequate to feel like they had friends and a life.'

Addicted to Facebook.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Logging On...

Social media is where it's @.

'I know we've only known each other a short time, Lydia, and I know we agreed not to rush things, but...I just have to follow my heart and ask you this...'

'Social networking, huh? We used to call that a party line.'

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

Have your people friend my people.

All my mommy's imaginary friends are on something called "Facebook."

What've you done? I set you up on Facebook. I've uploaded your picture and a short bio. If you've got a long lost, twin sister, she might wind up looking for you. Really? It's that simple. For a simple, partially-evolved creature, you've come up with an idea that in theory could merit a thanks. I'll take it.

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Networking

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Busking during a pandemic