Digital Connector Pillows

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"I don't carry business cards. Just scan my QR code and go directly to my website."

"Darling... your facebook friends are here."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"I'm not just passively waiting for opportunity to knock... I'm waiting for it to send me a friend request."

"With FLITTERIN I can connect to my future boss, my past flames and my current obsession all in one place!"

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

"Have we e-met before?"

Up. Down. Share.

'Follow me on your favorite social media website (Just look up 'beggar').'

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

'If only there was a way for the socially inadequate to feel like they had friends and a life.'

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'I know we've only known each other a short time, Lydia, and I know we agreed not to rush things, but...I just have to follow my heart and ask you this...'

'Social networking, huh? We used to call that a party line.'

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Networking

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Busking during a pandemic

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Europe and TTIP

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.