Digital Disconnectors Pillows

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Live Stream

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

The Lost Tribe

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'We don't text anymore.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Books and Phones

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'IT support? I need a hug..'

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

The End of the Internet

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"

Raining Cell Phones.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?