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"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Live Stream

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

The Lost Tribe

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

Books and Phones

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'We don't text anymore.'

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'IT support? I need a hug..'

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

The End of the Internet

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?