Digital Disconnect Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I just sent you a friend request."

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

Throat messaging

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"

"Your fingers are the only part of you that's in shape. Apparently, the only exercise you get is texting."

"Grandpa, how old are you in human years?"

"It's better digitally enhanced."