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“So much for Google Maps.”

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

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Man doing a search on a computer

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

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'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

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"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

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