Digital Disconnected T-Shirts

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

"OMG! I just got born!"

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

Have your people friend my people.

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"Have we e-met before?"

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

'I'll put you on my blogroll if you put me on yours.'

'Without my laptop, my cell phone, my beeper and my Blackberry, I wouldn't have time for a life.'

'Social networking, huh? We used to call that a party line.'

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

Will Robinson Finds Himself Lost in Cyberspace.

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

"I don't carry business cards. Just scan my QR code and go directly to my website."

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'