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"You take a bite, then you check your phone. You take a bite, then you check your phone. . ."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

Mobile phone damage to children.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Please hold my calls."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

Social Networking or Death

“So much for Google Maps.”

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

'Turn off your mobile.'

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

'I'm hoping some day the technology will develop so we may sue over the internet.'

Hell has no wi-fi.

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

"You can keep your fancy cell phone. As for me, I'll avoid all that extra effort and do things the old-fashioned way."

Child Protection

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

"I just sent you a friend request."

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

'Instead of a closing argument, we ask that you visit the defendent's website at i-am-innocent.com.'

Internet slaves.