Disconnection Enthusiast T-Shirts

Social Networking or Death

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Wifi in Hell

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Puzzle Family

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'Male and Female He created them.'

"Please hold my calls."

Lovers greeting each other

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"It must be his beeper."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"We take connectivity very seriously."

'It's difficult to get my work done. . .my BlackBerry takes up most of my time.'

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

Woman on train with megaphone, "Oh Geoffrey I do so hate these long goodbyes!"

“So much for Google Maps.”

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"Someone went through my car!"

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"I assume you have internet access."

"It's the school run."