Disconnection Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Puzzle Family

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'Male and Female He created them.'

Lovers greeting each other

"Please hold my calls."

"It must be his beeper."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"We take connectivity very seriously."

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

“So much for Google Maps.”

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

Woman on train with megaphone, "Oh Geoffrey I do so hate these long goodbyes!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"Someone went through my car!"

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"It's the school run."

"I assume you have internet access."

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."