Digital Connectors T-Shirts

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Networking

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Busking during a pandemic

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'We have the same pinterest.'

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

Have your people friend my people.

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"Have we e-met before?"

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Europe and TTIP

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

"I just invented the blog!"

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"